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谁能看懂?憋着笑哦,不许说答案!

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发表于 2008-12-20 10:37:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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<DIV class=wz-nr-top-page><SPAN class=wz-title-page>[谁能看懂?憋着笑哦,不许说答案!]</SPAN>  <SPAN class=wz-sj></SPAN></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">从警校毕业的张先生结婚两年</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">总感觉妻子有些异样</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">怀疑妻子有外遇。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一日,张先生总是发现妻子的手机上有一则陌生人的短信,而且每次短信的內容都是一样的:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #ff3300; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">赵兄托我帮你办点事</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P></SPAN>
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发表于 2008-12-20 11:22:12 | 显示全部楼层
倒过来念(谐音)十点半你帮我脱胸罩!
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发表于 2008-12-20 16:35:37 | 显示全部楼层
赵兄一定是做内衣的.
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发表于 2008-12-20 18:14:01 | 显示全部楼层
不说答案还真是不知道啊
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发表于 2008-12-20 19:20:37 | 显示全部楼层
长洲宾客人数多
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哈哈哈
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