神奇的猪

小丁

<p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">有一天<span lang="EN-US">,</span>一个男人走进一家酒吧<span lang="EN-US">,</span>后面跟着一只猪。。。。<span lang="EN-US">
</span>这只猪的四只脚都没<span lang="EN-US">?</span>换成四根木棍当作假肢。。。<span lang="EN-US">
</span>店里的酒保就问这个男人：你的猪真奇怪<span lang="EN-US">,</span>它为什么没有脚？<span lang="EN-US">
</span>男人答道：我这只猪可是很厉害的<span lang="EN-US">,</span>想当初我们家还很穷<span lang="EN-US">,</span>住在草屋里<span lang="EN-US">,</span>结果这只猪在后<span lang="EN-US">
</span>院嗅东嗅西时<span lang="EN-US">,</span>发现了石油<span lang="EN-US">,</span>让我发了财<span lang="EN-US">,</span>盖了洋房<span lang="EN-US">,</span>又盖了游泳池。<span lang="EN-US">
</span>酒保惊讶的说不出话来<span lang="EN-US">,</span>过了一会又问道：对了<span lang="EN-US">,</span>那他的脚是怎么回事？<span lang="EN-US">
</span>男人说道：你知道<span lang="EN-US">,</span>我这只猪可是很厉害的<span lang="EN-US">,</span>有一天<span lang="EN-US">,</span>我五岁的小孩独自一人在游泳池里<span lang="EN-US">
</span>溺水了<span lang="EN-US">,</span>结果它跳进游泳池把我儿子叼了出来<span lang="EN-US">,</span>还帮他作口对口人工呼吸！<span lang="EN-US"></span></span><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">酒保更惊讶了<span lang="EN-US">,</span>又问：那他的脚怎么会？。。。。。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">男人开始有点不耐烦：我说过了<span lang="EN-US">,</span>这是一只很厉害的猪<span lang="EN-US">,</span>有一天半夜我们家厨房失火<span lang="EN-US">,</span>它<span lang="EN-US">
</span>摇醒全部的家人<span lang="EN-US">,</span>并独自把火扑灭！！<span lang="EN-US"></span></span><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">酒保：先生！我是问你你的猪为什么没有脚。。。。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">男人一脸不悦的回答：如果你有一只这么厉害的猪<span lang="EN-US">…</span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">你会一次把它吃完吗<span lang="EN-US"></span></span>