三只乌龟去郊游

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">某日，龟爸、龟妈、龟儿子三只乌龟，决议去郊游。带了一个山东大饼，和两罐海底鸡出发到阳明山去。</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">苦爬十年，终於到了。席地而坐，卸下装备，准备进食</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
<font face="Times New Roman">&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; ****~~~</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">该死！！没带开罐器！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
<font face="Times New Roman">&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">龟爸说</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">:</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">『龟儿子</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">.....</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">回去拿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!!</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">』</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
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<font face="Times New Roman">&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">龟儿子说</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">:</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">『一定要等我回来</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">不可食言喔</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!..</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">』</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
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&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">光阴似箭，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">20</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">年已到，龟儿子尚未出现</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">龟妈受不了了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">:</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">『老伴</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">要先开饭不</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">??</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我超饿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">』</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                               
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">龟爸说</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">:</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">『不行</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">承诺岂可儿戏？答应儿子的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">再等他五年</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">再不来就不管他了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">』</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
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<font face="Times New Roman">&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">龟爸说</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">:</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">『老伴</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">你先吃吧</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">』</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
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&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">『干</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!! </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我就知道你们会偷吃</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!!
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&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我等了二十五年，终於被我等到了吧</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!!
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我最恨人家骗我</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!!</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">』</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"></span>